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Oscar Aftermath

Alright, alright, alright. Let’s talk about the Oscars, aka my favorite night of the year. Anytime you put celebrities in couture and shove them in a room together, I’m in it for the long haul… and last night was a very long haul. Ellen was the perfect host, Twitter was extra snarky, and the cue music only forced people off the stage like twice… so I’d count it as a successful show.

Because I think of these people as my friends, (shhh it’s fine) I had a hard time picking my favorites. So I’ve compiled the trends of the night, assigned some superlatives, and called it a day. Enjoy.

Celebrity Couples: Brad & Angelina, Matthew & Camila, Jason & Olivia, and Dax & Kristen (my personal favorites)

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White Jackets: Ryan Seacrest, Jared Leto, and Matthew McConaughey

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Navy: Amy Adams, Kevin Spacey, and Sandra Bullock

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Not-so-basic Black: Emma Watson, Julia Roberts, and Charlize Theron

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Classic Tux: Bradley Cooper, Zac Efron, and Leonardo DiCaprio

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Sparkling Nudes: Cate Blanchett, Giuliana Rancic, and Jenna Dewan. This color was definitely the most popular this year, and these ladies were a few of the MANY rocking the embellished nude gowns.

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My Superlatives:

Best Dressed Female: Lupita Nyong’o. Perfect in every single way.

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Best Dressed Male: Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Does he ever get it wrong!?

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Worst Dressed: Anna Kendrick. Sorry funny lady, I think you’re great, but your dress sure wasn’t.

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Most Glam: Kate Hudson. The cape, the low v, the side-swept hair…it’s all good.

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Most Boring: Jennifer Lawrence. I know she’s the face of Dior, but why did her Dior gown have to be so “meh”

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Best Hair: Jared Leto. He can rock ombre better than any girl.

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Just Bizarre: Pharrell Williams… in shorts.

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Best Velvet: Ellen Degeneres. Lena Dunham said it best when she tweeted “Every man here needs a lesson in rocking a tux from Ellen.”

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Best Brit: Benedict Cumberbatch. His suit game is always on point and he’s funny, charming, and really good at photobombing.

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Best Preggo: Olivia Wilde. Flawless.

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Worst Preggo: Kerry Washington. She’s so beautiful, but this dress did not flatter her. And I’m not into the whole vampy lip trend.

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Agree or disagree? I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comment section.

[all images from eonline or buzzfeed]

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3 thoughts on “Oscar Aftermath

  1. My girlfriend does that “vampy” thing and I like it… So that’s the only one I disagree with, but I like your descriptions of everything, especially the words you decide to shorten — it’s funny.

  2. Kerry Washington is my GIRL and I was so disappointed to see what she wore to the Oscars. I do have to say though, her Oscar dress is better than the crop top piece she decided to wear at the MTV awards.

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